The Twins EXLCUSIVE Interview with Braylon Edwards’ Neckbeard

Yvette & Yvonne sit down with the Beard of Jets’ Wide Receiver, Braylon Edwards for an exclusive interview, after his Tuesday morning DWI arrest.

Yvonne: Thank you for joining “The Twins Love Football’ for this exclusive interview, Neckbeard

Neckbeard: Thank you for having me. You know B-Easy didn’t want me to do it. But I’m like, "Man, I’m my own person." Ya know? I do what I want.

Yvette: Well we are certainly glad you are here with us. Last night was pretty rough. Can you give us any details about what happened?

Neckbeard: Well, basically we were at this benefit.. Bray had too many drinks and I was like "man, slow down" And he was like, "Leave me alone". I was like, “I can’t… I’m on your face".  So yeah. He wasn’t listening.

Yvonne: You are definitely on his face. A number of his teammates were at the benefit. Why didn’t anyone try to stop him from driving?

Neckbeard: I don’t know. I was with Bray like the whole time. And nobody said nothing.

Yvette: Seems really irresponsible. Would you say you are a bad influence on him?

Neckbeard: How am I a bad influence? You can’t tell a grown man what to do is how I see it, you know. What can I do? I’m a beard.

Yvette: That’s true. Do you think the DWI arrest will affect his play on the field?

Neckbeard: Nahh…B is a professional. He will be fine.

Yvonne: So how do you feel about the criticism that he should get rid of you?

Neckbeard: Honestly, it hurts. He hears it all the time. Everybody be like
“Bray, cut that mess off your face” or “Braylon, get rid of the bush! You too cute for that”
or “Are you Rick Ross’ younger, more handsome brother?”.
I’m like, “HELLO, I’m right here! I got feelings too.”

Yvette: It must be really hard.

Neckbeard: It is. But, Braylon had my back from the beginning. He stuck with me. So I’m sticking with him......…until he decides to shave. Then we are DONE!

Yvonne: So what would you like the fans to know, Neckbeard?

Neckbeard: People don’t know the REAL Braylon Edwards, like I do. I’m with him everyday. So I see him as a person.. He’s a good dude. He just made a mistake. Let him live, ya know?

Yvonne: Thank you again!

Neckbeard: Oh don’t forget to get my mixtape dropping October 11th. It’s got DMX, Swissbeatz, Beanie Sigel, Freeway or Beanie Man’s beards and Justin Beiber.

Look out for it.
Y’all look alike. Y’all twins?

Yvette: 0_0 Yes. Thanks for joining, “The Twins Love Football”.

Neckbeard: No problem. Be easy.